Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: The easiest way of telling apart crocodiles from alligators is to look at their noses. Alligators (and caimans) have a wide “U”-shaped, rounded snout (like a shovel), whereas crocodiles tend to have longer and more pointed “V”-shaped noses.
Q: Who’s that one guy in that movie – the ugly guy in the gas station? He’s in, like, a bunch of other stuff too.
A: You’re thinking of veteran character actor Clint Howard, brother of director Ron Howard.
Q: How do I get to the Marriott?
A: Go left when you leave here, and left again at the third light. If you pass Quizno’s, you’ve gone too far.
Q: Why do bad things happen to good people?
A: Because the universe is random and meaningless, and all your most deeply-held beliefs are pathetic self-deceptions.
Q: How many jelly beans are in the jar?