Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A: The easiest way of telling apart crocodiles from alligators is to look at their noses. Alligators (and caimans) have a wide “U”-shaped, rounded snout (like a shovel), whereas crocodiles tend to have longer and more pointed “V”-shaped noses.

Q: Who’s that one guy in that movie – the ugly guy in the gas station? He’s in, like, a bunch of other stuff too.

A: You’re thinking of veteran character actor Clint Howard, brother of director Ron Howard.

Q: How do I get to the Marriott?

A: Go left when you leave here, and left again at the third light. If you pass Quizno’s, you’ve gone too far.

Q: Why do bad things happen to good people?

A: Because the universe is random and meaningless, and all your most deeply-held beliefs are pathetic self-deceptions.

Q: How many jelly beans are in the jar?

A: 1,462.


2 thoughts on “FAQ

  1. Q: What dance move is the most popular at Soviet Disco?

    A: The Safety Dance

    u can dance if u wannu
    u can leave ur STDs behind
    ‘coz ur STDs don’t dance ‘n if dey don’t dance
    well de’re no STDs of mine

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