Mormon Jokes

  • A priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon walk into a bar. The Mormon says, “Oops, I must have the wrong address! You folks have a wonderful evening!” and leaves.
  • How many Mormons does in take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Really just one, but they like to make a fun family project out of it, and they laugh and laugh.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Mormon missionary, here to tell you about Heavenly Father’s plan for you!

Do you think he’s still there? Should we knock again?
*Shotgun cocks behind the door*

  • What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Mormon missionary?
    It’s not hilarious to shove a hockey stick in the spokes of a dead baby’s bicycle.

  • Joseph Smith’s mama so slutty, the only dude she ever wanted out of her cunt was a con man who made up a lunatic religion.
  • Why don’t Mormons dance?
    They’re white.

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