- A priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon walk into a bar. The Mormon says, “Oops, I must have the wrong address! You folks have a wonderful evening!” and leaves.
- How many Mormons does in take to screw in a lightbulb?
Really just one, but they like to make a fun family project out of it, and they laugh and laugh.
A Mormon missionary, here to tell you about Heavenly Father’s plan for you!
Do you think he’s still there? Should we knock again?
*Shotgun cocks behind the door*
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Mormon missionary?
It’s not hilarious to shove a hockey stick in the spokes of a dead baby’s bicycle.
- Joseph Smith’s mama so slutty, the only dude she ever wanted out of her cunt was a con man who made up a lunatic religion.
- Why don’t Mormons dance?