- A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar. Seal Be Upon Him.
- How many Prophets of Allah does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE PROPHET, AND LIGHT BULBS ARE A DECADENT JEW INVENTION.
The Prophet Muhammad.
The Prophet Muhammad who?
*Dynamite belt explodes*
- Why doesn’t the Prophet Muhammad drink tequila?
It makes him mean.
- The Prophet Muhammad’s mama so fat, the bitch’s blood type is cake.
- What’s the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and a blood-spewing vagina?
One causes a geopolitically marginalized demographic group to erupt in periodic spasms of irrational, violently emotional outbursts of rage in response to real or imagined slights, and the other one wears a turban and hates the Jews.