Prophet Muhammad Jokes

  • A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar. Seal Be Upon Him.
  • How many Prophets of Allah does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Prophet Muhammad.
The Prophet Muhammad who?
*Dynamite belt explodes*

  • Why doesn’t the Prophet Muhammad drink tequila?
    It makes him mean.
    Haha, it's funny because it's a hate-filled belief system.
  • The Prophet Muhammad’s mama so fat, the bitch’s blood type is cake.
  • What’s the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and a blood-spewing vagina?
    One causes a geopolitically marginalized demographic group to erupt in periodic spasms of irrational, violently emotional outbursts of rage in response to real or imagined slights, and the other one wears a turban and hates the Jews.

16 thoughts on “Prophet Muhammad Jokes

  1. Diana

    Muhammad was an ordinary psychopath, pedophile, woman hating bastard. He had an inferiority complex and was not liked as a child…he made up all that islamic bullshit and I cant believe you faggots believe that if you kill yourselves that you will have virgins waiting for you….REALLY????????????? you are all as stupid as your (uhem) prophet

    1. Chris

      Look him up, he was the favorite of all the people of Arabia, even before Islam! He united all of Arabia during his time, so shut the hell up! Do whatever you wish during your life, but when you die, you will be judged according to your deeds in this life, so be careful in what you do.

  2. Eric Porter

    Poor martyrs do not know that when then are martyred they also get an untreatable case of erectile dysfunction, so they plead to go to hell as a result of their frustrations not being able to service the 100 virgins or whatever.

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