Prophet Muhammad Jokes

  • A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar. Seal Be Upon Him.
  • How many Prophets of Allah does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Prophet Muhammad.
The Prophet Muhammad who?
*Dynamite belt explodes*

  • Why doesn’t the Prophet Muhammad drink tequila?
    It makes him mean.
    Haha, it's funny because it's a hate-filled belief system.
  • The Prophet Muhammad’s mama so fat, the bitch’s blood type is cake.
  • What’s the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and a blood-spewing vagina?
    One causes a geopolitically marginalized demographic group to erupt in periodic spasms of irrational, violently emotional outbursts of rage in response to real or imagined slights, and the other one wears a turban and hates the Jews.

20 Responses to “Prophet Muhammad Jokes”

  1. you all non muslims are blood slut

  2. tariq Suhail Says:

    live and let die …
    do respect so you could deserve the respect.

  3. google doodle Says:

    lol muzzie scum here too??

  4. sheriff sexy, dds Says:

    i’m pretty sure that i agree.

  5. Jim Seekers Says:

    Please respect the Koran and the Prophet Muhammad .. George Galloway Should be British Prime Minister.

  6. See chapter 17 verse 81

  7. If prophet muhamad is not last one then prove it,i can give u proof that he is final,griters chat me about it i wil if u h courage

  8. If prophet muhamad is not last one then prove it,i can give u proof that he is final,griters chat me about it i wil if u h courage

  9. You never existed before 100 years nor will exist after 100 years.
    Do what you want in these years. But remember to God is your final destination.

  10. Muhammad was an ordinary psychopath, pedophile, woman hating bastard. He had an inferiority complex and was not liked as a child…he made up all that islamic bullshit and I cant believe you faggots believe that if you kill yourselves that you will have virgins waiting for you….REALLY????????????? you are all as stupid as your (uhem) prophet

    • Man, I was just joking around. You seem angry.

    • Look him up, he was the favorite of all the people of Arabia, even before Islam! He united all of Arabia during his time, so shut the hell up! Do whatever you wish during your life, but when you die, you will be judged according to your deeds in this life, so be careful in what you do.

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