- As part of its mission to contact extraterrestrial intelligence, SETI transmits Interstellar Radio Messages that convey basic scientific and mathematical principles, as well as the concept of human altruism, and pictures of Brett Favre’s cock.
- Pictures of Brett Favre’s cock are used as currency in North Korea.
- The last thing Dale Earnhardt saw before he died was a picture of Brett Favre’s cock. DON’T TEXT WHILE DRIVING.
- The Lascaux cave paintings in France are estimated to be 17,300 years old. Many of the images have been determined to be crude renderings of Brett Favre’s cock.
- The only thing Chuck Norris fears is a picture of Brett Favre’s cock.
- Every room in John Madden’s palatial estate is literally wallpapered with pictures of Brett Favre’s cock.
- Every time Brett Favre sends someone a picture of his cock, an angel gets its wings. And by “angel,” I mean, “his wife’s lawyer.” And by “wings,” I mean, “millions of dollars.”