Food Was Way Better In City Dick Used To Live In, Says Dick

Winston, KS – Insufferable asshole Braden McCormick recently announced that the pizza served in local eatery Ben’s Pub & Grill is vastly inferior to the pizza he’d eaten in Chicago, where he had an apartment for six months about two years ago. Plus, he totally knows some black people.

McCormick went on to lament the lack of quality sushi places in town, since he had eaten the best sushi ever while he was in New York City.

McCormick’s time in New York consisted entirely of a four-hour layover in JFK when his high school senior class went to “Barthelona.”

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5 thoughts on “Food Was Way Better In City Dick Used To Live In, Says Dick

  1. jollyjudd

    I actually had that happen to me once. A guy staunchly insisted that I had “never even had pizza” because I hadn’t been to Chicago.

  2. AP Jenny

    I totally know some white people. And, you haven’t even thought about having pizza until you’ve eaten it out of some bum’s puke on the sidewalk in Chicago.

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