The Five Most Embarrassing Pictures of the Prophet Muhammad

In the Internet Age, celebrities have to work harder than ever to control their public image.  And few have done a better job of this than the Holy Prophet Muhammad (Seal Be Upon Him).  His P.R. team has kept a number of unflattering scenes largely out of public view.  Here are the Top 5:
 

#5: Muhammad Hitchhikes
 

#4: Muhammad Can’t Find His Glasses
 

#3: Muhammad Pimps His Wraps of Choice

  

 

#2: Muhammad’s Cock Slips Out of His Robe While He’s Posing for a Sculpture, Which is Something That’s Happened to the Best of Us

 
 

 

 

#1: Muhammad Gets Shamed by Mary Worth

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26 thoughts on “The Five Most Embarrassing Pictures of the Prophet Muhammad

  1. we muslims have not even seen the face of mohammad we don’t even know waht he looks like we might see him when we die but when u die you will get punished for all this . so carry on making faces of mohammad you will get punished

    1. MOEHOWEIRD THE PROFIT

      when your in the mosque and you bend over to pray just look at the asshole in front of you and there he is your prophet!!!

    2. rightinfortworth

      you can’t be punished for posting shit on the internet about the shitty false prophet muhammad. that’s absolutely absurd. piss be upon him.

  2. That one of Muhammad’s cock bursting out of his robe is fucking great. I’m with Sadia 100%: make moar. Seriously because I’m getting really fucking horny here. I want to see one of Muhammad getting reamed in all holes by Vishnu, Buddha and that whore slut Jesus. All I can do is think of Allah bent over and spreading his tight brown arse cheeks. Mmm yeah. You have no idea how much this shit drives me wild. Post moar. And I want cum shots. Thick frothy facials. I want to see these fucking muslim whores swallow a thick load and then get splattered from behind by a big fucking dick the size of Mount Olympus. P.S. I’m not gay – I’m religious.

  3. Not Amused

    We Maryworthites do not take kindly to the desecration of Joe Giella’s classic illustrations. Please remove your alterations and present the strip in it’s original form or face the consequences. This is not a joke.

    1. We Soviet Discoites do take kindly to the desecration of Joe Giella’s classic illustrations. Please leave the alterations as they are and present the strip in its modified format for even moar lulz.

      1. Is Amused... Not

        We Meta-Commentites do not take kindly to the derivative variation of the above comment. Something, something, we’re going to kill you.

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  5. MOEHOWEIRD THE PROFIT

    Hey how dare you make the.holy lover of children boys and nine year old girls look like a cross dressing hitchiker who exposes his penis and talks to old nosey bitches who are uncovered.the stories of our prophet eating carnitas at El pollo Loco are lies…may buffoonery be upon him

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