La Crosse, WI – According to sources, internet jokesmith Doctor Handsome has grappled for months with the problem of how to incorporate the hilarious-to-him phrase “stinkin’ thinkin’” into a blog post in a way that’s not retarded. Experts predict failure.
“Stinkin’ thinkin’” is a term hack psychologists apply to irrational, self-defeating negative thoughts and attitudes. Plus it totally rhymes.
“I just love [“stinkin’ thinkin’”],” Handsome admitted. “It’s probably one of those things that’s only funny to me, but I don’t care. I’m totally using it in a thing.”
The dipsomaniacal humorist reportedly considered many possible excuses to bust out “stinkin’ thinkin’.” He initially considered a Dr. Phil parody, which was rejected when he was unsure if that guy was even still on TV. Also contemplated were bits where President Obama accused obstructionist Republicans of “stinkin’ thinkin’,” one where the dinosaurs were killed by “stinkin’ thinkin’,” and one where a murder defendant pled “Not Guilty By Reason Of Stinkin’ Thinkin’.”
Handsome noted that his inability to properly utilize the laff juggernaut that is “stinkin’ thinkin’” might stem from poor time management: “With my menial low-wage job, my time-consuming drug and alcohol habits, and my constant masturbation, there’s just not enough hours in the day to write as much as I’d like to. About stinkin’ thinkin’.”
Handsome’s therapist describes this excuse-making as a defense mechanism he calls “cocked-up cogitation.”