> So what’s this crap? Another dumb-ass MTV show about young douchebags being super-douchey? *YAWN*
> Holy shit, fucking look at these simian Guinea sub-normals! Are these fuckers for real?!
> Y’know, this is actually sort of fascinating, on an anthropological level.
> Damn, this shit is hilarious! I’m entranced. This is my new favorite thing to dig ironically.
> Fuck irony. I wholeheartedly love this program! God, it’s awesome.
> I bet I can predict what will happen next: They’ll be gross and retarded and lack any form of self-awareness or dignity. Mark it, dude, I’m calling that shit right now!
> Okay, it’s starting to get a bit tedious now.
> Yeah, I’m actually getting pretty sick of these cunts already. This got old in record time.
> Now it’s starting to actively annoy me. I’m done.
> Jesus Christ, this show is everywhere! I’m tired of hearing about it.
> Goddamn it, how is this fucking abomination still on the air? A just god would smite everyone involved with the production of this travesty with fucking Monkey Pox or Legionnaire’s Disease or something.
> That does it. Where’s my gun? The bell tolls for thee, MTV Networks president Doug Herzog!