Danbury, CT – While drinking heavily Thursday night, area man Rick Blevins fondly recalled the Disney animated series Darkwing Duck, insisting with uncalled-for vehemence that “that shit was the shit.”
Blevins became personally offended when several of his fellow bar patrons admitted ignorance of the mid-90’s after-school cartoon show. “How the fuck do you fuckers not remember that shit?!!” he demanded, before the bartender advised him to sit his ass back down and quit shouting at people unless he wanted his head caved in.
“I don’t think they could’ve made The Dark Knight if there wasn’t that show! It was awesome!” Blevins insisted.
One guy actually knew what Blevins was talking about, but totally stumped him with the question of whether Scrooge had fired Launchpad before he became Darkwing’s sidekick, or what.