Talentless Jerkoff Ruins Teen Hooker’s Big Moment at Irrelevant Fagfest

New York, NY – Sunday night, at an annual celebrity circle-jerk consequential only to pre-teen girls and unemployed 40-ish gay men, this one douchebag totally cockblocked an adorable young blonde pop slut’s finest hour by commandeering the microphone during her acceptance speech and declaring that some other dumb twat was greater than Jesus.

In a conciliatory gesture, the other twat (who attended the event with her husband, a washed-up rapper with a fucked-up gorilla nose and dangly man-tits) later invited the teenaged soon-to-be coke whore back up on stage to fucking babble like a retard.  

The show was ultimately redeemed by a loving tribute to a despicable man who raped countless children and stole their innocence forever.

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