Dear Five Jews Who Run Hollywood:
Look, I’m no matinee idol. I do what I can with what I got. Which often means boning fat chicks. That’s cool; I love the fat chicks. But when I flip on the telly, I think it’s my right as an American to be able to find something jerk-off-to-able in 30 seconds or less.
Hence my grievance: What’s the fucking deal with all the shows where they follow around these allegedly photogenic retards who aren’t even that attractive? [NOTE: I flatly refuse to use the term “reality show” here, even though I’m talking about “reality shows” that actually make a half-assed attempt to simulate “reality,” as opposed to “reality shows” that exist in an alternate universe where television never had a genre that was already called A FUCKING GAME SHOW.] These people are indisputably only on my TV screen because of their looks. No one, anywhere, ever, is even pretending that these individuals have brains or talent, or have ever or will ever, ever accomplish anything of value. So shouldn’t they be hotter?
Seriously, the bitches I work with are better-looking than most of these dead-eyed skanks. And I live in fucking Wisconsin. WTF, Hollywood?
-More disappointed than mad,