Note: at this point I’m pretty sure you have to do some computer “OK” thingy to the comments before they post. So I’ve decided to stop, for now…. but I’ll be watching. Unless I’m at work or something, obviously… or on the shitter, or doing calisthenics… Or, let’s just say, hypothetically speaking, that is, that I were a superhero, and I was busy saving Lives n’ shit. Clearly I wouldn’t be watching at that time…. you following this?….
Soviet Disco 
Will there be a Chance series?
I suggest, “Convicted as a pedophile. Go Directly to Jail…..or my Basement”
I just peed a little. Teh awesome, Doc.
YES… :) what he said ^
This was excellent. Major lulz.
I do not understand why the divorce one was rejected.
funny stuff, you get the gay one!
Have you ever played the Mad Magazine board game? It has all these wacky rules and cards. You’d like it.
“YOU ARE A BIG GAY”….. Of all the possible ways to make that statement, your choice is top of the heap, I say……
The other cards are good too… but the “BIG GAY” one really stood out for me……
PS- your Biden “nuke dealy” story had me considering following the news….. I’m over it, thank God…..
Go fuck yourself, Doc…..
What the hell happened to my other comment, pussy?…
You imagined it ever existing. Get back on drugs, freak.
Oh, now THIS is some serious BULLSHIT!!!…
Note: at this point I’m pretty sure you have to do some computer “OK” thingy to the comments before they post. So I’ve decided to stop, for now…. but I’ll be watching. Unless I’m at work or something, obviously… or on the shitter, or doing calisthenics… Or, let’s just say, hypothetically speaking, that is, that I were a superhero, and I was busy saving Lives n’ shit. Clearly I wouldn’t be watching at that time…. you following this?….
Those were good, esp. the steal from children card. Awesome.
I was always partial to this one:
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