Does your home décor need a little flair? Well, you’re in luck!
Abernathy Finials has a complete line of Obscene Novelty Finials for all your lampshade-fastening needs.
Classic Dong
Abernathy Finials has a complete line of Obscene Novelty Finials for all your lampshade-fastening needs.
Classic Dong
This majestic shaft, available in five colors, lends an air of masculine authority to even the most nondescript lamp. Also great for bachelorette parties! Item7611RT
Dong with Nards
What good is the meatstick without his two comrades, the balls? This handsome imported finial includes the complete “triangle of terror.” Item4792LQ
What good is the meatstick without his two comrades, the balls? This handsome imported finial includes the complete “triangle of terror.” Item4792LQ
Nips
Why not secure your lampshades with these high-quality replicas of Nature’s decorative finial, the human nipple? They really tie the room together! Available in Honkey and Non-Honkey. Item3104FJ
Antelope Fucking Zebra
There’s no classier conversation piece than this lovingly detailed model of two different species of quadruped, going at it all crazy-style. Item8322NP
NO LONGER AVAILABLE: MONKEY BEATING OFF DOG
Hillary Bust
This creepy representation of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lends just the right sinister ambiance to any haunted mansion, crooked law firm office, or hollow-volcano supervillain lair. Item2047HW
Soviet Disco 